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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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spankmehardbarry:

sorry i cant reblog that, i have standards

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rad-king:

This means so much to me
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ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

knightarcana:

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

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just-relatable:

Relatable posts daily?
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haus-of-ill-repute:

never too old to act like a kid
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